Obama's Plan

Let's get real here folks. 8, count 'em, eight years we've spent of our lives having a ditch digger for a president and he's surely dug us a hole from hell. The last thing I want to see are his friends dictating how we're to get ourselves out of the hole. I want a bully pulpit. In fact I demand a bully pulpit! NOthing Bush gave us, works. Even our military is broken. Life is growing short. Kids are growing up. I want to see projects that make Republicans throw up. In fact, if it doesn't make a Republican lose his cookies, it's not a broad enough program, and should be thus enlarged because, I want what will make a Republican toss 'em.

If a Republican shits his drawers, then I know, they'll watch Washington from a distant state. A new way of checking the viability of a program should be look to see if a Republican is wetting himself, if he is, it's the start of a good bill. If he's goes home mad and sells his home to leave the country, it's a good bill. If the taxation actually goes up on companies, we won't die, but he may. It's ok, let him go. Chances are, he's going to heaven where he'll get 5 or more virgins. They'll proceed to fuck up the lives of the virgins, then be sent directly to hell after answering to their wives. In fact, just leave them with their wives, that should do it.